Brian Sax is a an embittered little Saxophone that hates reading
and especially hates the library. Pretty weird for the
superintendent of Cable County Schools in East Virginia, right?
We thought so too! So, with that in mind, we just wanted to give
you a little background information about Brian the Saxophone and
his unique approach to education.
Why does he hate the library?
Brian Sax's disdain for the library is as confusing as it is bold.
As a musical instrument brought to life, Brian has never found
comfort in the quiet, book-lined halls of the library. He believes
that the resources allocated to libraries would be better spent on
other vaguely educational initiatives, like unsustainable
technology spending.
Some speculate that his aversion to libraries stems from a
deep-seated jealousy of the attention books receive, while others
suggest it's simply a result of his single-minded focus on his own
agenda. Others still claim to have heard the instrument
offhandedly mention that
"If it doesn't honk, it's not worth a plonk"
. Whatever the reason, Brian's contempt for libraries has become a
defining feature of his tenure as superintendent, shaping his
policies and actions in ways that continue to baffle the residents
of Cable County.
What's this all about?
Brian Sax wants to be seen and known as an administrator that
"gets things done." This means that when times get tough, Brian
MUST be seen doing....something. What's that something? Who knows!
As long as he's a real "go-getter", 'ole Brassy Brian knows it
will all turn out all right. The humble pencil and paper that has
guided education in his county for over a century? Surely an
improvement could be made with expensive equipment! Longitudinal
studies for the efficacy of this equipment? What are those?! Give
new curriculums time so that efficacy can be tested? Why would he
do that when new curriculums are published every year that can be
bought? Surely educators are just like pieces of code that can be
patched with the latest update, right? Hell, as long as Brian can
brag that he did something before those 'lazy rich guys' in
Buttnam County he can call it innovating and everyone will cheer
his name! This means that Brian's eagerness to be perceived as a
proactive leader has led to a series of choices that prioritize
immediate visibility over genuine improvement.
Now, when a a realmover and shaker
needs to fund his latest pet project, but temporary money is
drying up, what is he to do? He could petition community members
for an excess levy to replace that lost funding. That makes
sense.... But what if there were also two largely popular
community resources
that he just can't stand? That's right, the Cable County Public
Library system and Greater Huntingtown Parks and Recreation
District. Why not kill two birds with one stone? Propose a levy
that not only funds his pet projects but also completely defunds
those pesky libraries and parks. After all, who needs books and
green spaces when you've got shiny new tech gadgets and the
promise of progress, right?
Of course, none of this would be possible without the unwavering
support of his family of reeds. They're always there to
rubber-stamp his decisions, no matter how shortsighted or
detrimental they may be to the community. It's a perfect setup for
Brian: he gets to be the hero in his own story, while the needs
and desires of Cable County's residents take a backseat.
Wait... He has a family?
Of course he does! No Saxophone worth his salt is going to ruffle
all these feathers alone. Like any other saxophone, Brian is going
to need a family of reeds to keep him implementing ideas that
properly HONK! Since they wear out in staggered terms, they are all
too willing to rubber-stamp his decisions while purposely ignoring
the needs of the community that surrounds them too. They, like
Brian, are not free of guilt and are driven by their strong desire
to be seen doing something...anything so that they can justify their
positions in the Sax family.
Easy! You can ask your local librarian or parks representative if
you have a someone like 'ole Honkers making changes without thinking
about them. If you do, you should participate in your local board
meetings and make sure the institutions that are dear to you are
supported. The best communities are those that are informed and
willing to participate in the civil system that surrounds them. If
you would like a real-world example of an administration making
similar decisions, check out information about our current district
of interest: